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Morrissey. What a babe.

So, Donald Trump has been appointed president of the United States of America. I don't want to say anything but well America is doomed.  Super fun. 

But to avoid this whole situation, i'm going to distract you kids with the power of FASHION. You see, I don't think you realize this yet, but this messy page on the internet contributes to a fashion blog. I've been posting personal things lately instead of actual Alexander McQueen worthy stuff and I'd like to apologize for that. I've just started high school and as it turns out, it's hard.

What a surprise.

Narrator: She was sarcastic.

BUT the good news is, I've discovered Morrissey  so I have basically everything I need to survive these 4 years. Oh wait, these four years will be full of Donald Trump. I'm just as doomed as the rest of America! Yowza!

Ha that didn't help at all.

Avoiding the proceeding ruination of America, I am going to show you a fun way to look like a dead prom queen!

If you have previously read the blog, then you know that I was a zombie prom queen for halloween. I ended up just looking bad so I am going to take a more... Laura Palmer approach to the idea.

So here we goes:

Step one: Find a dress that looks right!

I bought this one 2 years ago at an after prom season sale at Dillards for 15 dollars. It has blood from my earlier costume, which I recommend adding for a SPOOKY affect.

Step Two: Makes sure your hair isn't in the way. 

Step Three: get a pale concealer or foundation. Mix it with a little bit of blue eyeliner/blue eyeshadow/blue somethin be creative. Go light on the blue, though.

I'm referring to this photo for the makeup:

Laura Palmer's dead body.

Put that stuff all over your face and neck and body. I only did my face because limited resources, ya know, but eh if you have stuff just be yourself and go on ahead look dead.

Step Four: Put a slight blue glow to your lips. Again, be creative with how you do this.

Make sure that it's subtle.

Also, if you look at dead Laura Palmer, she has slightly red eyelids, so go ahead and do that:

But that's not all!

Step Five: Remember that we're not trying to look like Laura Palmer, but more of just a dead prom queen. That means add blood.

Do a sacrifice to find this! Just kidding, rob your nearest blood donation. It's simple.

After makeup.

Who is she?

How to look dead 101

This was messy I do not recommend this technique.

Step... are we at Six? : Release your wild hair into its natural habitat.

ooh so sad solitaire ahh 

If you put a dash of oil in your hair it will look like the picture and boom you're done.

Put on some fancy shoes and you'll be ready to go! Or go barefoot, just be yourself.

yES, I did take a photo using my laptop camera whilst closed eyes. These photos are a tad weird but so is the internet and so am I.

Results! And I'm not naked that would be yuck.

I was going for the scene when Bob was dancing with the dead body things just got morbid alright!

dED.

Sorry for the background. The only creepy room I have in my house is this one and it's not creepy enough.

This one is good. Ha jk.

The ol' razzle dazzle.

True art in it's realest form.

i TRY.

The classic I'm-having a-halloween-party-but-no-one-came pose.

Good selfie, weird hand.

THE END you did it. I'll make the post end abruptly just like the show did. Ha, good one Alex. You deserve a pat not the back for that one.

I'm going to add a few videos for some redeeming qualities to this post. Thank you for dealing with this. And yes, this has been true fashion. FASHION IS ABSTRACT YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BUCKO YOU THOUGHT I WAS USING SARCASM BUT I WAS RIGHT ON THE SPOT WITH THAT ONE.

(A little odd.)

(Bad movie, good idea. I like it.)

Alexandria