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Sunday, January 1, 2017

little green plastic soldiers


FIRST OF ALL, WARNING: THIS IS A CRINGEY BLOG

SECOND OF ALL, PREPARE TO CRINGE...

Heyo, so 2016... yowzah what a year.

That harambe thing happened, Donald Trump happened, um I found the love of my life (Mark Tortilla Bob Ross Nice Pond), many good memes, new fashion trends that I don't hate but I don't like, etc.

But let's just start 2017 with happiness because why not.

Anywho, I got this dress for Christmas and I am obsessed with it. It fits me perfectly, the color (rosey skin) is heavenly, and it's kinda comfortable, but also hard to walk in because I'm not tall ha wow. I try to look like a daydream from the 1700s sometimes idk.


A weird angle because I didn't have anyone to take the photo for me.

I really like this one. I used to have such low self esteem, but lately I've been accepting myself for being who I am so kool. Teen angst will hit me soon probably.

Arthur meme or painting that belongs in the Louvre? Or a mix of both?!?!?!!!11! We will never know.

The back of the dress when I'm spinning in it.

Okay my hair looks dreadful and there's a broken guitar on the ground but I still like the colours.

The way the light hits the dress ugh it's like the visual way chocolate melts in your mouth... it's so sublime.

I got a uke for Christmas and I'm excited because I've had it for only a few days and I already know a few songs. I'm shit at it so far, though, to be fair.

heavenly

I have a dozen plastic butterfly hair clips that I never know when to wear so I attached them to the dress to give myself a hippyish look.



The lighting is weird but I'm not a professional photographer or anything so this is good enough.

I really like the focus on this one. 

oH DEAR, me oh my... I have just messy as hell hair with a hint of blue eyes and freckles. I wore concealer, mascara, and sparkely lip gloss because for some reason I wanted to be like a 6 year old.

I try to look aesthetic and it always looks like I'm falling asleep mid picture...

A view to my messy room...

I was wearing my diy sea glass crown from a very early post from the summer.

The ukulele in all of it's glory. I'm going to cover it with stickers, don't worry.

And closeups of the perfection.

Some of the threads are coming loose which I like a lot because it brings a distressed look to everything.

spinning.


like a hurricane.

with no control.


And to the love of my life:

Mark.

M'lady

Look at that stunningly gorgeous face and his stellar hair. I miss him right now as I am typing this up oml.

No description, take it in for yourself.

I don't sia Mark anywhere, do you? I'm sorry he's just perfect.

And this is the conclusion of the most perfect boi in the entire world I'm shook that he even likes me. Anyway...

Case in point... my life isn't bad.

Let's hope 2017 is kind.

Alexandria

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